@KizerBillhelm: Make librarians cry by calling it a "Book Museum" while taking pictures with your iPad.
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@ThaJawn: Interviewer: Please take off your sunglasses.. Me: Nah, I'm afraid you'll see how high I am
@TheDreamGhoul: BRENDA: I brought cookies! ME: I guess I can have one, I've been good all week *eats cookie* *eats entire tray of cookies* *eats Brenda too*
@tyleroakley: imagine boycotting beauty & the beast because of a gay character while being totally cool with a teenage girl falling in love with a buffalo
@Home_Halfway: I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality.