@DurtMcHurtt: Make new friends by waking up strangers with forehead kisses after they've fallen asleep on the train.
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@causticbob: Jay-Z is actually the 26th generation of the Jay family, which dates back to the middle-ages, when Jay-A invented rap.
@DeadLioness: In a parallel universe, a zebra is walking around her contemporary decorated house, on top of a skinned blonde chick with big hoops rug.
@hunz74: My son has the worst altitude ever. He's defiant, rude and floating like six feet off the ground.