@NotARatsAss: Make sure to stand in the middle of group photos. It will be harder to crop you out later.
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@maebemarbles: Yeah, I'm basically a Pokemaster. *waves vaguely at shelves of confused squirrels in partially sealed Tupperware containers*
@knot_eye: Even though she's not Native American, my Wife always sends smoke signals to let me know when dinner is ready.
@thejakeshenry: I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni.
@KindOfASmartass: Me: My daughters are 15, 13, and 10. Her: Do you want more kids? Me: Hahahahahahahaha Her: Is that a no? Me: *Deep breathe* Hahahahahaha