@KoKeniSasquatch: Make sure to tip your waitress. It's pretty funny when they fall over.
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@UncleDuke1969: Date: So… Tinder, huh? Me: Yup. Date: … Me: This is kind of awkward. Date: Maybe we should’ve used real pictures. Me: You think so, MOM?
@EricaTheThor: Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.
@SCBamaMan: I'll be signing books at the library tomorrow from 2-4pm (or until that librarian calls the cops again). Come on out!