@BradBroaddus: Make sure your blind date from the internet has a big car. Nothing worse than a trunk with no leg room.
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@kristikat7: If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something...
@Rollmaninoz: God: *inventing the elephant* let's just move all the dials to maximum and see what happens
@LaniBeno: I ate the whole box of slim fast bars. So excited about how skinny I'll be when I wake up tomorrow.
@Schmoodles: Toaster settings: No.1: "I do nothing." No.2: "I do nothing." No.3: "I do nothing." No.4: "I SET BREAD ON FIRE!"