@robfee: Make your employees work 8x faster by constantly playing that music from Sonic the Hedgehog when you've been under water for too long.
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@BigRadMachine: Me: *disappears for a few weeks* Friends: *No concern* Me: *Posts inspirational quote on FB* Friends: Dude, you okay? You need to talk?
@LaLuchaNix: My husband says none of my metaphors make any sense. He is just an empty canoe in the snow.
@quintabrunson: Lindor chocolates are amazing and I'm not sure how everyone isn't talking about them all the time. P.S please don't tell me anything bad about them right now, like if the owner is racist or something. let me finish this bag first.