@WheelTod: Make your own bacon by tricking a pig into running headlong through a harp.
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@Sassafrantz: Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say "wrong hole"
@graceupongracie: Her: I never take my eyes off my son. I hate how parents are so inattentive these days. Me: [lifting 6 out of lion cage] mm hmm me too