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@Scimommy: #MakeAFilmUncomfortable Four Wedgies and a Funeral
@WilliamAder: If you get a present from me with scissors and a roll of tape trapped under the wrapping paper, I'm gonna need those back.
@iGreenBabe: I like sleeping, it's like death without the commitment.
@daemonic3: We're having sweet potato fries with dinner
"Haha sweet potatoes?"
You're gonna make a dumb potato pun
"I YAM NOT!"
@SinCityChiGirl: Does it get bigger?
@trevso_electric: Leave a Post-It on your girlfriend's birth control that says, "guess u don't want 2 have my babies haha."