@iamspacegirl: *makes graveyard even scarier by carving all the tombstones into shark fins*
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@hipstermermaid: The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company.
@jctwritesstuff: *hears Siren's song* *eyes glaze* *walks in a trance ten miles* *breaks window to donut shop* I'm here, Mistress. *eats everything* *dies*
@reesespiece_: The door to door bible people just skipped my house! See, all it takes is trying to kiss the guy and he wont be back (until 3am)