@iamspacegirl: *makes graveyard even scarier by carving all the tombstones into shark fins*
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: GF told me she wanted to write her "biography" & I said "autobiography" & now there's a chapter where I sleep at my place.
@dave_cactus: [first night in hell] This isn't so bad, really. I expected worse. [6 AM, waking up to every neighbor mowing their lawn] ARE YOU KIDDING ME