@iamspacegirl: *makes graveyard even scarier by carving all the tombstones into shark fins*
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@TheRobCee: [furiously trying to stir a stick of butter into a glass of milk] "Don't you wish there was an easier way?" [cut to carton of butter milk]
@electrolemon: independence day 2 has been out in the US for mere hours and it has already been upstaged by a somehow even worse independence day overseas
@Sam_From_Kansas: This waitress at Olive Garden has been grating cheese onto my plate for 13 hours now.