@iamspacegirl: *makes graveyard even scarier by carving all the tombstones into shark fins*
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@nbadag: FRIEND: get our wedding invitation? ME: i did, somebody hand wrote 'do not bring pan flute' F: yea i really wanted to make sure you saw that
@robdelaney: The name Corey is short for Coriander. Coreys will try & tell you it's not but they are lying.
@13spencer: Relationship advice: Find someone who likes (or dislikes) the same amount of air-conditioning as you, and stick with them.