@BGH70: The company CEO gives a few words of personal appreciation each year at the holiday party.
I got, "Oh, you're still here?"
@Beatonm5: Watching the end credits of a movie so you can take note of the producer & director and never ever watch anything else that they make
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@AmishPornStar1: It's almost summer and I'm only three stomach flus and a couple tapeworms away from my beach body!!!
@Tmoney68: Man, my 84-year-old neighbor must REALLY like working on his car. He's been under there changing the oil for 3 days.
@MrT1M: Top 3 invisible things:
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