@LeahTiscione: *makes snow angel motions in bed every morning tryna find phone*
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@truegritrumble: WIFE: Were you harassing that old gypsy woman again? ME: *fighting off a crow* Of course not! WIFE: You lying to me? ME: No. *rains frogs*
@jaslakhmna: The new Exorcist movie plot: Family hires the devil to get a priest out of her son!
@rudetanks: The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. And you said id never amount to anything