@mrtruthandsoul: I've decided to take some time off Twitter so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back
@prozdkp: Mitt Romney dissing Trump is like when an anime villain from the previous arc teams up to help stop the new billion times more evil villain
@Sickayduh: [Titanic]
Steward: Lifeboats are assigned by your star sign.
Aries, this boat. Virgo, that boat-
"What about Leo?"
Steward: No. Leo dies.
@KyleMcDowell86: [going thru airport security]
"Please turn your laptop on"
*I start to stroke it's audio input*
"That's not what I-'
Me: No no it likes this
@markydoodoo: I'm gods gift to women if god only shopped at Rite Aid.
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