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@TheDailySchmuck: *makes third wish*

Lastly, I want to be irresistible to women.

[Transformed into really nice handbag]

Dammit.

*makes third wish*

Lastly, I want to be irresistible to women.

[Transformed into really nice handbag]

Dammit.

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