@dumbbeezie: *makes Transformer sound effects while I put my makeup on*
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@NoogsCorner: Take Dr. Seuss, make him a black midget with chronic asthma and give him access to Urban Dictionary. Behold, Lil' Wayne.
@NoTheOtherJohn: [Lies on resume about having gone to preschool] Boss: You're hired. Your first task is to make me a macaroni picture. Me: *eyes widen* what
@Piecezilla: My apartment is so dirty that I actually lost my last girlfriend to the 5 second rule.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: If these walls could talk I bet it would be gibberish cause these walls are plastered.