@dumbbeezie: *makes Transformer sound effects while I put my makeup on*
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@MarieColette: I often fantasize about lying naked in bed, surrounded by various bags of chips and I have octopus arms so I can eat all the chips at once.
@truegritrumble: "How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?" -Cats
@KeetPotato: if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off