@dumbbeezie: *makes Transformer sound effects while I put my makeup on*
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@IamEnidColeslaw: welcome to Olive Garden! when you're here, you're family. sit up straight. have you gained weight? why can't you be more like your sister
@samalmightysam: Some people are like water balloons, they're more fun when you throw them out the window.
@shutupmikeginn: As a child, 'The Jetsons' gave me unrealistic expectations for the future: like having a wife who loves me & owning a dog.