@dumbbeezie: *makes Transformer sound effects while I put my makeup on*
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@AndrewNadeau0: TIDE: Hey, where ya goin’? MOON: Oh, um, I’m just gonna go over here. TIDE: Okay cool I’ll come too. MOON: No, no, that’s fine… TIDE: This is fun, ilu so much. MOON: That’s nice, I’m actually gonna go back to where I was. TIDE: omg that’s amazing, me too.
@Cage_unlocked: 5 steps to a happy marriage: 1. Doritos 2. Oreos 3. Pez 4. Mr. Noodles 5. Oops this is my grocery list. 6. Still applicable.
@krisv_723: *Hears something go bump in the night. Me: *jumping out of bed. Who's there? Ghost: Oh shit, I woke the scary one.