@dumbbeezie: *makes Transformer sound effects while I put my makeup on*
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@Brianhopecomedy: If I applied for a job at the Vatican & they asked for my references I'd say, "Contact Him" while pointing up. HOW COULD I NOT GET THE JOB.
@iGreenMonk: Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
@FilthyRichmond: I got tired of our restroom smelling like other people's crap so I placed a chunk of mine behind the hot air vent.
@BitchyJasmine: My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)