@iamspacegirl: "Makin all the ladies drop they panties" I brag, pulling the fire alarm at Victoria's Secret.
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@Tups13: The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is.
@AsgardianRose: To the people who have lost one shoe on the side of the road... Are you okay? How does that even happen?
@Audenary: LINCOLN: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. TWITTER: No.