@InigoUnleashed: Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!
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@orange_rhymer: Doc: have you been displaying any symptoms of vampirism? Me: I've been.. Doc: ... Me: ... Doc: ... Me: ... Doc: ... Me: Coffin. Doc: get out
@DaddyJew: Waitress: what will it be? Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side W: so u want a glass of rum & a cupcake? M: yes please
@CantWaitToNap: When a cop talks to you about Miranda, he's not inviting you for a three-way... I know this now.