@topaz_kell: Making a phone call that goes straight to voicemail releases dopamine.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: I don't get why some girls don't make airplane noises before putting their tampons in
@liv_thatsme: I never pay for pizza delivery. I always just say something weird like "I got this for us," & before I know it, they're speeding away.
@KyleMcDowell86: ME: I need to return this blender WALMART EMPLOYEE: Why? ME:(thinking about how i broke it trying to blend rocks to make sand) "Its haunted"
@gf3: me: *pretending to know about vegetables to impress the cashier* corm is one of my favorite yellows *gingerly taps banana*