@topaz_kell: Making a phone call that goes straight to voicemail releases dopamine.
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@RxitWounds: Permission to use your hammer, your honor It's a gavel Permission to use your gavel Denied *looks longingly at pile of walnuts & sighs*
@alrightbob: "Don't move or she's dead" was the last thing the wife heard before the husband started tap dancing.
@VerifiedBIB: Had great idea for site for recent law grads called BarelyLegal .com. Turns out name was already taken. And their idea was much better.
@WheelTod: "Pick a card, any card, make sure you memorize it, now put it back with the rest": me, with my wife at the Hallmark Store on Valentine's Day