@topaz_kell: Making a phone call that goes straight to voicemail releases dopamine.
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@geraintgriffith: "This is the fourth lot of bacon to go missing this week. It can only mean one thing." "What's that Sarge?" "Someone's building a pig."
@AndyAsAdjective: Promised myself that today I wouldn't steal anything, kill anyone or use any Meatloaf song lyrics in a sentence & two out of three ain't bad
@buhsbaby_baby: If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me.