@FrauFickenDammt: Making out with the pharmacist has its percocets...
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@WheelTod: Anytime I go to the doctors I feel so ripped off. Whatever my complaint is, it's always the same damn advice: "Lay off the methamphetamine."
@aPunch2theJunk: I work with a guy named Rick. I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent "P."