@FrauFickenDammt: Making out with the pharmacist has its percocets...
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@samalmightysam: Back in the day, with $2 bucks you could go to the store and walk out with a bunch of Doritos, and beer. Now they have security cameras.
@ericONEderful: A naked man brushed his teeth next to me as I washed my hands. This is why I don't go to the gym often.