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@FrauFickenDammt: Making out with the pharmacist has its percocets...
@markydoodoo: I have the dance moves of a dog with mittens on its paws.
@bellicosejason: My iPod can hold over 3,000 songs, or one voicemail from my mom..
@hippieswordfish: [party in 1939]
teen: truth or dare
teen: dare you to invade poland
hitler: omg no way u guys
all the teens: DO IT DO IT
@The_JRM: "Why are you glowing?"
"I've been eating light."
@AdderallMomma: Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas.