@FrauFickenDammt: Making out with the pharmacist has its percocets...
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@NYC_Blonde: If I ever get a dog I'm going to teach him how to fetch useful things like tv remotes, iPhones and men who like red wine.
@TheCiscoKidder: Harness the power of my dog's wagging tail and we could step into a much greener future.
@seejaylinco: please stop asking me to change my password, i'm getting tired of renaming my cat all the time