@eddiesteadyno: Making reservations for one at a fancy restaurant because every now and then, I like to be wined and dined before I take advantage of myself
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@Jake_Vig: What I say: "Agree to disagree" What I really mean: "You are dumb and I will allow you to stay that way"
@iphone420s: me: better check my phone for texts from friends me: *checks phone* me: better get some friends
@FillWerrell: If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST