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@jazmasta: [making small talk at a business function]
"You're 35 aren't you?"
"No, I'm 38"
"Oh right"
[long silence]
"Did you used to be 35?"

[making small talk at a business function]
“You’re 35 aren’t you?”
“No, I’m 38”
“Oh right”
[long silence]
“Did you used to be 35?”

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