@graceupongracie: Male penguins travel 50 miles by foot in subzero temperatures to mate but ok, thanks for these flowers I guess
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@tylerschmall: Hi, fire department? My cat is in a tree. Television has taught me that this is your problem.
@SirEviscerate: *shoots self in the foot and screams in agony for 20 seconds* *hits 'stop recording' on outgoing voicemail message*