@fro_vo: *malia passes me a joint* thanks obama
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@SwirlySkittles: Easiest and quickest way to get me to shut up, open my mouth and get on my knees is to simply make it rain Skittles.
@Death_Buddy: "Good morning please could I have one human ticket to the water park" Sir are you a shark in disguise? *sharks fake eyebrows slide off*
@Dirty_Naomi: I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them.