@fro_vo: *malia passes me a joint* thanks obama
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@OohSnapItsChris: I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder
@IGotsSmarts: She blinded me with science. Fine, it was mace, but she sprayed it very scientifically.
@thepunningman: Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic
@byronblurb: Me: My head hasn't been in the right place lately. GF: You might want to check up your ass.