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@TheMichaelRock: Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas?

Me: drugs.

Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas?

Me: drugs. 

Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

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