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@UncleDuke1969: [mall]

Wife: Wait here.
Me: Okay.
Wife: Hold my purse.
Me: Yes, ma'am.

*looks in purse*

*waves at testicles*

Me: *sigh* I miss you guys!

[mall]

Wife: Wait here.
Me: Okay.
Wife: Hold my purse.
Me: Yes, ma’am.

*looks in purse*

*waves at testicles*

Me: *sigh* I miss you guys!

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