@glo_stevens: Mama said there'd be days like this, and also "knock you out" ??? I don't know, you talk to her. She sounds drunk.
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@kumailn: My favorite romantic comedy sub-genre is "Hugh Grant falls in love with someone for no reason."
@CurlsOnGirls: I love people who order coffee like they're giving the pass code to a missile defense system.
@AndyAsAdjective: I can't prove it, but from the sound of it, I'm pretty sure there's an injured dolphin stuck in my dishwasher.