@MarfSalvador: Man: I'd like to buy a fur coat please
Clerk: Sorry sir, this is a pet store
Man: I'd like to buy 200 gerbils please
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@amydillon: [kicks in your door to apologize to you]
@daemonic3: What is the deal with airplane food? Seriously, I'm trying to feed this thing and I don't know what airplanes eat.
@thedadonline: [army training] Sergeant: dude you gotta stop crying Me, sobbing uncontrollably: this is torture Sergeant: everyone has to make their own bed
@MollyRingwraith: It is WAY TOO EARLY for Christmas music. -people in the year 75 BC
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