@pauldame: Man: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Man: "Then why did you tell me?"
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@Dawn_M_: I never eat coins in front of vending machines because I don't want them to fall in love with me.
@david8hughes: Me: kids, your mother & I are in a gang now. There's room for 2 more members Son: but there's 3 of us Me [petting both our dogs]: 3 what?
@UnFitz: It's called "personal grooming" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger.
@iGreenMonk: I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background.