@pauldame: Man: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Man: "Then why did you tell me?"
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@silvertongue37: I could survive 3 months in the wilderness with a pocket knife and the contents of a woman's purse.