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@WritePlay: MAN: I'll get pasta & she'll have the salad

COW: What's that mean?

MAN: Uh-

COW: I'm fat?

MAN: ... You're a cow?

PIG AT NEXT TABLE: Ooo

MAN: I’ll get pasta & she’ll have the salad

COW: What’s that mean?

MAN: Uh-

COW: I’m fat?

MAN: … You’re a cow?

PIG AT NEXT TABLE: Ooo

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