@Sarcasticsapien: Man, just think how crazy Gollum goes on the 5th day of Christmas.
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@iamburtjarvis: ufo crew: why are we hovering? ufo captain: i wanna pet those dogs ufo crew: why not land? ufo cap: those talking monkeys are annoying af
@amydillon: I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath.
@_oculusmundi: My moods don't just swing - they bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette.