@Sarcasticsapien: Man, just think how crazy Gollum goes on the 5th day of Christmas.
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@squirrel74wkgn: (Age 22) *chugs bottle of water* Let's shoot some more hoops! (Age 42) *chugs bottle of water* I gotta pee.
@ericsshadow: My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song.
@briangaar: Son your teacher called, she said you wrote "AQUAMAN RULZ" all over your math test. [sigh] First of all, Aquaman doesnt have any good powers