@Sarcasticsapien: Man, just think how crazy Gollum goes on the 5th day of Christmas.
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@freshestginger: *Librarian walks in* You know what's great kids? You don't need wifi to read a book! *Kids boo* *Someone in the crowd yells "NERD"*
@stevevsninjas: Me: I want a dice. Clerk: The correct term is 'die'. Me: I want 2 die. Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die. Me: I want 2 die alone.
@Alex_N_Chains: "After he ate the shrooms, Mario ate flowers and pretended he could shoot fireballs out of his hands." - Princess Peach, at Couples Therapy