@Sarcasticsapien: Man, just think how crazy Gollum goes on the 5th day of Christmas.
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@tchrquotes: Parenting is basically telling your kids they need to eat more fruit then telling them to quit eating all the fruit.
@skylerhanrath: [pirate ship] Pirate: Walk the plank Me: *struts down like nobody's business* Pirate: wait come back that was awesome you're one of us now
@nocturnallyme: I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan.
@EndhooS: Me: Make sure Jnr. gets straight A's…[slides envelope] Teacher: Is this what I think it is? Me:[nods] You can use it to send letters & stuff