@robdelaney: Man next to to me just said into his phone "You caught me in the middle of a sandwich." He's lying. He is not in a sandwich.
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@TwinSurvivalist: There is far less use of the pogo stick as a mode of transportation than I imagined when I was 10.
@_Water_Baby: *Tinkerbell sprinkling pixie dust* Remember Peter, give me a call if it last longer than 4 hours.
@puffin7911: When I say to my kids "sit here and watch cartoons" they hear "come and bug me while I am trying to take naughty pictures for daddy."