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@stephenjmolloy: [Man starts having a heart attack on a United flight]
Attendant: "Is there a doctor on board?"
Ian: "I'm a-"
*gets dragged off the flight*

[Man starts having a heart attack on a United flight]
Attendant: “Is there a doctor on board?”
Ian: “I’m a-”
*gets dragged off the flight*

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