@JasonBerlin: Man, these hotcakes are selling like themselves.
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@senorwinces: Just bought a 2013 calender, a rope and a stool. I like to keep the store clerk guessing.
@LogicLaughs: That awkward moment you have long eye contact with someone who's really attractive, only cause it's too hard to walk away from the mirror.
@whereami18: A close talker, a loud talker, and a cougher walked into an elevator to punish me for not hitting the close door button fast enough.
@SashaBrenner: One of the wheelchair basketball team players has been tested positive for WD40 :(