@_Mo_lee_: "Man, what's eating you today?
I Don't know.... GET IT OFF OF ME!!!
@fro_vo: Me: *stumbles in front of boss at work*
Boss: haha have a nice trip, see you in the fall
Me: *takes 8 month vacation*
@UnFitz: Her: I’ve travelled the world and the 7 seas...
Me: That’s redundant. Seas are part of the world.
Her: Some of us want to abuse you.
@SamuelHLowe: - Baby, I just want everything to be like it was at the beginning.
- When we first met?
- No, before that.
@knot_eye: I just vacuumed my dog to cut down on indoor shedding, if you're looking for a life coach or whatever.
@doublewenis: Dude! Stop being such a baby, man up, walk over there and ask her if she like, 'like-likes' me.