@trevso_electric: Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision.
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@MelvinofYork: Yes, I said I was sorry and that I'd do anything to win you back. But that was before you told me you needed a ride to the airport at 5am.
@michaelianblack: "The ankle so important to a basketball player." Something the announcer just said.
@hasht4g: Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run.
@caperbc75: I feel bad for that caveman who invented the wheel because you know his mother-in-law was all "She shoulda married Grog. He invented fire"