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@fabulouscop: *man with beerbelly waiting outside elementary school*
*teacher walks towards man*
"are you expecting a child?"
"no thats from all the beer"

*man with beerbelly waiting outside elementary school*
*teacher walks towards man*
“are you expecting a child?”
“no thats from all the beer”

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