@paperphotoyo: Managed to scare off my prison pen pal. Crazy doesn't even begin to cover what's wrong with me.
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@TheBoydP: A world without racism exists in traffic. The anger, cursing and honking is truly based on the ability to drive, not the content of the car.
@markydoodoo: I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
@GianDoh: I washed my antibiotic pills down with a probiotic shake and now I'm back to square one.
@thats_a_morey: I'd like the chicken-fried steak, please." Uh lemme get back to you *runs to kitchen* YO WE GOT ANY CHICKENS THAT KNOW HOW TO FRY A STEAK