@juliussharpe: Management tip - only hire bald guys. They don't have anything going on besides work.
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@KKAlThani: Laughter is the best medicine. Depression is the best food. Happiness is the best animal. I don't know since we're clearly making stuff up.
@DecantAndPour: I can tell if someone's uncomfortable around me just by staring at them for 3 hours.
@aveuaskew: Tell me I'm beautiful "You're beautiful" Tell me I'm a genius "You're a genius" Tell m- "Just give me the toilet paper, please"
@Snarfernini: There's a spider in my bathroom. I neither can kill it or capture it, so now it has its very own room in my house to raise its spider family