@weezafish: Manslaughter. The sound of a man laughing?
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@AnitaHelmet: I just want to apologize to all the guys I dated BEFORE I started using Prozac. And to their wives. And their local fire departments.
@patnspankme: This orange juice says shake well before drinking. *shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens beer
@MableGertrude: If I was a bodybuilder I would slather up with grease and slide to work instead of driving to save money.
@MandyUncle: If there's one thing I've learnt in life it's to stay clothed during sensitive conversations.