@Georoyo: Marc Anthony jeans at Kohl's come in three cuts - tuberculosis, heroin addict and skeletor.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@trentistweeting: [feeding baby] Here comes the plane! *baby swallows food* wow you just ate everyone on board. way to go you little jerk
@lisaxy424: Listen jogger, I'm eating fast food alone in my car, the last thing I need is eye contact.
@TheMichaelRock: Coworker: I could care less! Me: How much less could you care? Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.
@thejoelstein: 4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to "How do you know if something is art?" "People tell you."