@AGStr8upNinja: Marijuana may cause paranoia but so does watching CNN.
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@ambamthankyamam: Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn't realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It's causing quite a stir...
@llvvzz: You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
@Kennedydp5: I always draw track marks on my arms and cough a lot when visiting family so that no one asks me to hold their baby or help prepare food.
@Sassafrantz: "911, what's your emergency?" Me: A cute guy at the laundromat walked past me while I was folding my period underwear.