@JawnQSack: Marilyn Monroe died & was reincarnated into thousands of white girls who can't be handled at their worst, and aren't deserved at their best.
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@elle91: They said the kids that bullied me in school would be pumping my gas one day but 1 just got a modeling contract who do I talk to about this
@Tmoney68: My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake.
@prattprattpratt: If not for the cowardly actions of John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln would have turned 207 today.
@10InchesPlus: You call it armed robbery, I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun!