@JawnQSack: Marilyn Monroe died & was reincarnated into thousands of white girls who can't be handled at their worst, and aren't deserved at their best.
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@The_JRM: There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost.
@weinerdog4life: Watched Avatar again and long story short, can you untie my ponytail from this horse?
@weinerdog4life: I hate when people talk to me while I'm using the restroom, the other day, this guy was all like "Sir this is a display model at Home Depot"
@Gooooats: Her: Please stop having loud, moany, slapping sex in your tent. This is a family campground. Me: That was just me eating ribs.