@Scott_A_Gilmore: Marilyn Monroe sure got smart four decades after she died.
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@LennoxTruman: No mom I won't go to "night school," I already get what night is, it's that bullshit thing where the sun turns into the moon for a few hours
@amelialikesyou: In conclusion, members of the board, I'm sorry I brought the wrong USB, & thank you for your feigned interest in my sesame street PowerPoint
@CerebralWreck: Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident.