@Scott_A_Gilmore: Marilyn Monroe sure got smart four decades after she died.
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@DurtMcHurtt: Hobos are like cats, they'll let you pet them until you stop feeding them cat food.
@Rlpihl: i'll have the chicken finger platter & my lovely wife will have *hands over coupon something of equal or lesser value
@adamrensch: *walks into Kinko's* YO I NEED A CAT SCAN "I'm sorry sir, we don't--" *opens bag & removes a terrified cat* I ONLY NEED ONE COPY. IN COLOR.
@Fred_Delicious: "Hi yes I'd like to attempt the Cheeseburger challenge" "Very good sir" [ripped as hell cheeseburger runs out of the kitchen & bodyslams me]