@Scott_A_Gilmore: Marilyn Monroe sure got smart four decades after she died.
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@Dana_Bruno: My dog's pissed cos I buy him Senior food. He won't admit he's older now. So I scratch out the "i" on each can & tell him it's Mexican food.
@OtherDanOBrien: ME: it's horrible. I would wish it on my worst enemy GUY: you mean *wouldn't* ME: hahahahahaha you're sweet
@SortaBad: saleslady: can I help you "yes, how many leg holes do these pants have?" saleslady: ummm just the usual two "nice, nice"
@Moi_RaRa: How much to learn the thriller dance moves? "Ma'am... this is senior citizens Zumba class!"