@NicestHippo: Mario is a game where you save a girl from the terrible fate of hanging with a dude who owns a castle
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@Tipocazzuto: Her: did you accidentally take an extra Ambien? Me: why? Her: who vacuums their bed? Me: the unicorns like a clean place to lay.
@horselythighs: Elijah Wood and Toby Mcguire: whoever dies first gets played by the other in the biopic
@KimmyMonte: Rejected Disney Movie Titles: 1) Find My Fish Son 2) A Shit Ton Of Spotted Dogs 3) Peter Pot 4) Pretty Lady & Big Foot Face 5) It's Cold