@philyuck: mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark
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@LorieGZ: Mom: I called you bc I was watching a TV show & thought of you! Me: Ya? What show? My Mom (laughing): A show about Aliens! Very funny Mom!
@FeverFlave: My dad is a legend at hide and seek. One time I needed mom's help to find him. He was hiding at a motel with a strange lady.
@jaslakhmna: While people argue about the glass being half empty or half full...I'll just be drinking from the bottle !