@philyuck: mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark
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@oakhillbargrill: Google just threw a drink in my face I deserved it I have no business asking those questions
@ibid78: [financial advisor] based on your income and savings you can retire at age 116 [me] *slips her $100* let's make it 112 [her] now it's 120
@hpb777: Pretty cool how the universe lets me know I'll be bumping into my ex by making me spill coffee on my shirt.
@RaynaTheGreat: All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love.