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@philyuck: mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark
@1followernodad: *whispers to an avocado*
"I'm the good kind of fat, too."
@CantWaitToNap: "Lethal Weapon" is my favorite movie about how to fix a dislocated shoulder.
@Vodkantots: In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants.
@just1fool: The trick to a good AVI is finding your best characteristic and flaunting it. I obviously am a fan of my nostrils.
@david8hughes: [speaking at funeral]
Deceased's brother: there's no words to describe the anguish we all feel right now
Me: what about 'anguish'?