@Fred_Delicious: Mark Zuckerberg came up with the idea for Facebook when he was at a party & a racist uncle wrote a bible quote on a painting then poked him
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@RorynotRoy: "How fast can you hack into the system!?" "20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues
@Blondiethegood: There is no panic like the panic you feel when you think you may have clogged the toilet at someone else's house.
@AnOrangeSNES: Photosynthesis is the process used by plants to convert a picture into a thousand words
@lemmywinkler: Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!"