@slimmy_shady: Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work.
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@MeatloafComedy: I just couldn't get into "The walking dead". It was far too unrealistic and fake for me. I mean, come on, an Asian guy named Glenn???
@68Cly29: Doctors, soldiers, firefighters. These are all respected positions. But the position I respect most as a parent Is a driver's Ed instructor
@KeetPotato: [my dog lays down on my date's lap instead of mine] date: "i had a good time tonight" me: "i think you need to leave"
@SeanEmeny: They say "confidence" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say "not banging my friends" would be a very close 2nd