@slimmy_shady: Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work.
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@rolldiggity: Fun Game: 1. Be a couple without kids. 2. Hire a babysitter. 3. When they show up and ask where the kid is, scream, "You lost it already?!?"
@NicestHippo: TRUMP: I just killed & ate a homeless man MEDIA: You're a monster TRUMP: This sort of political correctness is what's ruining our country
@EJGomez: God: ok u can make one human that's it Satan: how do u feel about toupees & the name Donald