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@Barknado69: [Marriage Counseling]

Her: he always mixes two common sayings together that aren't relevant

Me: well, blood is thicker than the early bird

[Marriage Counseling]

Her: he always mixes two common sayings together that aren’t relevant

Me: well, blood is thicker than the early bird

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