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@AndrewChamings: MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...[sobbing]...don’t want the kids to suffer

ME: Eels

MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just…[sobbing]…don’t want the kids to suffer

ME: Eels

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