@ShoutingGoddess: Marriage is like a tattoo. You say it's for ever but we all know there are ways & means of ditching it. It'll just be painful and expensive.
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@beefman138: A coworker just told me that "it is what it is" and I have never felt so enlightened.
@reeni730: Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
@SteveSuckington: Teacher: did you cheat on your math test? Me: [remembering having sex with a history exam] umm no way